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I play for Barca and for Spain
And Pedro is my name-o.
P-E-D-R-O
P-E-D-R-O
P-E-D-R-O
Yes Pedro is my name-o.
But the problem is I never even play anymore
Even when this clown has mumps.
I never play for Barca now
I'll make it clear, I want to go.
Want T-O G-O
Want T-O G-O
What? O-H N-O
Enrique is a Mo F-O.
Ed, get your sexy a** to Spain and sign him up.
Consider it done!
I'm Ed Woodwood and I get deals done
Like Falcow, Angelm and Marrowanne
E-D C-E-O
E-D C-E-O
SE-XY C-E-O
When players meet me they can't say no!
NO! What?
Well, while you were stalling on paying up,
I've had a few phone calles and they've made me change my mind.
Who were they? What did they say?
Hello, it's Jose, sign for us,
I'll pay you well to board my bus.
I'm Spe-cial U-N-O
Pedro Y-O-L-O
Louis B-O-Z-O
Moo- Moo-Moo-Moo-Moo
So forget your fancy private plane,
I've always preferred buses. Ha ha
Good one Pedro. Good one.
CEOhno
We have dropped our interest in Pedro,
Can you tell us why?
Well it's a process,
BS.
And we don't want this Pedro,
P-A-E-D-O
What?
P-A-E-D-O
Wayne, stop!
P-A-E-D-O
We just don't want this Pedro.
Jesus Christ, who put him in charge of spelling,
And scoring for that matter.
I play for Chelsea and for Spain,
And Pedro is my name-o.
P-E-D-R-O
P-E-D-R-O
P-E-D-R-O
Time for your medical.
Good one Jose. Good one.
Oh dear.